Ani’s Substack

What's true, what's woo and what gets flushed down the loo!

By Ani Avedissian

· Launched 2 years ago

They Say a Little Goes a Long Way

But I say sprinkle until you crinkle!

Jun 22•Ani Avedissian

Speak Your Truth and Screw the Dissenters

Their minds are controlled by Mockingbird Media tormentors

Jun 20•Ani Avedissian

It's a Simple Matter of Self-Respect

Guide your mind lest your life be wrecked

Jun 18•Ani Avedissian

A Catholic I Most Certainly Am Not

But who can resist a rhyme that's smoking hot?

Jun 17•Ani Avedissian

I Am Happy I Switched to Carnivore

But darn it - I really miss donuts and cake

Jun 15•Ani Avedissian

It's Funny How Outraged the Minions Become

When all that is good starts to bang the drum

Jun 15•Ani Avedissian

No, They Are Not All Immigrants. They Are Invaders.

Please Grow up. Learn to discern the genuine from the moral degraders.

Jun 13•Ani Avedissian

This Little Hamster

Is a serial gangster lamster

Jun 12•Ani Avedissian