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End-of-year reminders from your child's preschool!

Jun 8 • Bess Kalb

May 2026

I was a 6-year-old b tch

A deranged book I wrote in first grade

May 25 • Bess Kalb

How to RSVP to your son's wedding

A guide!

May 22 • Bess Kalb

An apology to Lauren Bezos

I'm sorry.

May 5 • Bess Kalb

April 2026

Eric Swalwell, All American

My brief encounters with a bad man

Apr 16 • Bess Kalb

Guest Column: Pope Leo, Bounty Hunter

A blistering message from His Holiness

Apr 13 • Bess Kalb

Some things I said while drafting my will

A series of on-the-record pronouncements

Apr 8 • Bess Kalb

It’s time.

On the immediate peril of the King’s Speech

Apr 7 • Bess Kalb

Louis CK and the Manifest Destiny of the American Male Ego

But he wants it!

Apr 3 • Bess Kalb

Passive Aggressive Emails With My Toddler About Passover

Deliver us across the Hudson

Apr 2 • Bess Kalb

March 2026

When Jane Fonda invites you to Washington

You go. Here’s what I said at her rally for the Committee for the First Amendment.

Mar 27 • Bess Kalb

ChatGPT suggests women bake instead of vote

Screenshots from an easy, breezy convo

Mar 23 • Bess Kalb

Our children's schools

A note from a Jewish preschool mom

Mar 13 • Bess Kalb

My problems now that it is 70 degrees

A partial list

Mar 10 • Bess Kalb

OH NO IT GETS WORSE

Hey so we should shut this down, no?

Mar 6 • Bess Kalb

ChatGPT is the banality of evil

A modern horror

Mar 6 • Bess Kalb

Kristi Noem Jokes I Would NEVER Write

And I disavow them

Mar 5 • Bess Kalb

EXCLUSIVE: Profile of Trump's Neck Rash

A sit-down with America's hottest ingenue

Mar 4 • Bess Kalb

February 2026

What happened behind the scenes

The vaguely humiliating insanity on the morning of the testimony

Feb 25 • Bess Kalb

This could hurt my career

Buffalo Fluffalo's political hard left turn

Feb 24 • Bess Kalb

What I said to Congress

The full text of my testimony

Feb 24 • Bess Kalb

Governor Hochul: Consider the super-rich

A desperate plea from Park Avenue

Feb 20 • Bess Kalb

Wuthering Brooklyn Heights

A gothic horror in Blundstones

Feb 15 • Bess Kalb

My parents watch my son play tennis

A transcript

Feb 5 • Bess Kalb