The Grudge Report

Scribbling into the void!

By Bess Kalb

Articles

End-of-year reminders from your child's preschool!

Jun 8 • Bess Kalb
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[I was a 6-year-old b

tch](https://besskalb.substack.com/p/i-was-a-6-year-old-btch)

A deranged book I wrote in first grade.

May 25 • Bess Kalb
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How to RSVP to your son's wedding

A guide!

May 22 • Bess Kalb
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An apology to Lauren Bezos

I'm sorry.

May 5 • Bess Kalb
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Eric Swalwell, All American

My brief encounters with a bad man.

Apr 16 • Bess Kalb
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This could hurt my career

Feb 24 • Bess Kalb
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails between Donald Trump and Elon Musk

Nov 19, 2024 • Bess Kalb
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[Huge f

dcking news](https://besskalb.substack.com/p/huge-fcking-news)

Jan 2, 2025 • Bess Kalb
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Absolutely not, Vogue.

Jan 21, 2025 • Bess Kalb
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When Jane Fonda invites you to Washington

You go. Here’s what I said at her rally for the Committee for the First Amendment.

Mar 27 • Bess Kalb
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ChatGPT suggests women bake instead of vote

Screenshots from an easy, breezy convo.

Mar 23 • Bess Kalb
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