verizon you will pay for your sins

hey y'all, transmission from the week of 3 August 2025.

what the hell is up!

i moved into a new place in Brooklyn and the wifi wouldn’t work after we set it up. i spent 2.5 hours on a chat with several Verizon employees, multiple of whom used emojis (?) in the course of our conversation. including a winking emoji i am not fucking kidding. each new character told me they would new a few minutes to