Love, The Airport

Things I didn't know; things that made me laugh; things I'm doing you can come to, buy, watch or listen to; things I've come across; things I've written. And too many animals.

By John Finnemore

Victor Hugo Has His Author Photo Taken

How to Get The Body Of a Greek God, and the Head of a Furious Lion!

Perhaps, like me and many of my top-half-lion, bottom-half-man centaur friends, you have been considering the potential health benefits of giving up…

From my Diary for April 2026

Concerning stand-offish plovers, absent frogs, unappealing fritters and ubiquitous capybaras.

A Thirty-Second Found Play on a Railway Bridge

Concerning the pelting of a train, the bisection of a pianist, and the reversion of some plums.

An Open Letter To Boots the Chemist.

Dear Boots the Chemist.

People I Worry Aren't Enjoying the Garden of Earthly Delights as Much as They Expected.

In Hieronymus Bosch’s famous triptych ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights’, the left-hand panel shows the Garden of Eden, all peaceful and holy, with Adam…

What I said about Prince Andrew in 2011

Yesterday, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew the Duke of York, was arrested in connection with his time as a British trade envoy.

Extracts from "Who's Some Good Boys?" - How to Train and Care for Your Three-headed Hellhound

Concerning someone who DID bring Cerberus a biscuit, my big new project, and a clot in a cloak.