Soft Earlobe

Cushioned for landing.

By Alyssa Savino

(Seemingly!!) the only things you can do with $5 or less

Especially if you are in the Twin Cities!!

May 19•Alyssa Savino

(ALMOST) Everything Missing from the America's Next Top Model Docuseries

When my brain is split open after death it’ll be all squish and blood but also memories of every single embarrassing thing I’ve ever done, a roster of…

Mar 5•Alyssa Savino

EVERYONE'S my Valentine.

Tis the season for EXPRESSING that AFFECTION.

Feb 12•Alyssa Savino

these are a few of my favorite THINGS

Stories of some of my stuff.

Jan 22•Alyssa Savino

lowlights

2025 Cry Log Data and CHARTS

Dec 31, 2025•Alyssa Savino

WHO'S THIRSTY FOR AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES?

I’m going to be open and honest and say I’m not entirely sure how I feel about reoccurring elements on Soft Earlobe, but I’ve at least returned for…

Oct 30, 2025•Alyssa Savino

When was the last time you even thought about anthrax?

On the anxieties of my youth. And making it to 36.

Oct 16, 2025•Alyssa Savino