The CIA Reject

Like Cosmo, but for geopolitics.

By AJ Bonassin

· Launched 2 years ago

Just let me read, damnit!

A Jew and an ex-Al Qaeda operative walk into a Trump Tower

May 10•AJ Bonassin

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Putin and the summer of the Black Sea squatter

Apr 16•AJ Bonassin

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Osama bin Laden is mentally in Bora Bora

As the sun rose over the eastern ridges of the White Mountains, known as Spin Ghar to Pashto-speaking locals, Osama bin Laden sipped his morning tea…

May 10, 2025•AJ Bonassin

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The Ayatollah just wants to paint DnD miniatures

Buckle up, this one's long, but if you make it to the end I'll write you a haiku.

Aug 24, 2025•AJ Bonassin

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World's 3 Jewish heads of state kvetch via Zoom, 'secret cabal' scandal hits media

“привет?

Jul 14, 2025•AJ Bonassin

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Syrian President al-Sharaa dazzles in Armani, makes bigly deal with Trump

Ahmed al-Sharaa sat on a solid gold bench at the end of a solid gold California king bed wearing a pair of Joe Boxers and a Rolex. He had landed in…

Jul 2, 2025•AJ Bonassin

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Osama bin Laden is mentally in Bora Bora

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